‘Life’ Renewed For Season 27

Look at God, he green-lit life for another season.

I woke up with a stiff neck, a head filled with anxiety, and ‘Broke Boys’ playing on repeat—a nice reminder I didn’t wake up in the ancestral plane.

Age may be nothin’ but a number, but I’ve outlived Aaliyah, Biggie, and Tupac. As a Black woman that feels like a big deal. I survived the year of death, a.k.a 2020.

Damn, I really made it to 27.

It’s the beginning of the end of my twenties.

Oh sh*t, I’m in my late twenties.

(Cues the existential crisis)